Pancho and I are so exited to announce that today is the happiest days of our lives together! We are officially engaged to be together for the rest of my dog’s life (which, taking into account the fact that he is a craigslist mutt, is about the next 12-15 years). As a dog, Pancho pledges to always bark at things that sound mysterious, or entertaining to chase and as a human I pledge to always feed him the new trend in dog food, whether it be gluten free or calorie conscious.

We first met when I moved into the barn I now dwell in and decided, “I need something that barks, but something that my cat would also accept”… At five and a half weeks old, I was hesitant to say, this is THE ONE. But after a few months together, I was sure, he was who I would spend the next twelve or so years with, fiscal responsibility and all!

He surprised me by jumping on my laptop and selecting Bob Dylan’s Nashville Skyline and promptly puking up what I assume to be a a deer leg. He then spat out a ring I had bought for myself and gave a look like, “Should we do this!?” I only wish that I had worn a cuter outfit but the event was so sweet that whatever I wore doesn’t seem to matter, I mean, look at his markings!??!?!? What girl wouldn’t want to cuddle with something as endearing as a 30 dollar Craigslist dog that can perform cute tricks on cue???

We are registered at the local feed store, DogBandanas.com, rawhidebonesformypooch.com, and catladymagazine.com